goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

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Jon Stewart asking Quentin Tarantino about his role in Pulp Fiction (1994)

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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#lmao 
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#dogs #animals #omg 

I’m sitting with toner in my hair and I’ve had to pee for nearly two hours

@23 minutes ago
#Also change my tampon oooomg 
galifianafuck:

A new & exclusive new look! from the set of Quentin Tarantino’s new movie, The Fall, coming soon in theaters near you, the new movie is directed by Quentin Tarantino, produced by Quentin Tarantino, written by Quentin Tarantino, and stars Quentin Tarantino himself. The picture above shows Quentin Tarantino as Quentin Tarantino falling as he makes his way to his car. "The movie is simple." Tarantino says, "It’s basically just a 120 minute footage of me falling as I make my way into a car with of course, beautiful cinematography and beautiful song choices, and that is why it’s called The Fall." he continues, "I think this is one of my movies that I’ve made that I know for sure will win an Oscar."

galifianafuck:

A new & exclusive new look! from the set of Quentin Tarantino’s new movie, The Fall, coming soon in theaters near you, the new movie is directed by Quentin Tarantino, produced by Quentin Tarantino, written by Quentin Tarantino, and stars Quentin Tarantino himself. The picture above shows Quentin Tarantino as Quentin Tarantino falling as he makes his way to his car. "The movie is simple." Tarantino says, "It’s basically just a 120 minute footage of me falling as I make my way into a car with of course, beautiful cinematography and beautiful song choices, and that is why it’s called The Fall." he continues, "I think this is one of my movies that I’ve made that I know for sure will win an Oscar."

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#crying at work oops 

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it’s currently 80 around where i am for work

but it’s 99 degrees in irvine

at 5:43 pm

are you kidding me

i thought it was supposed to go cooler as the week went on

@1 day ago
tape-deck:

The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever

tape-deck:

The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever

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